A farmer recently won the lottery. When asked what he was going to do with the money, he replied, “I’ll keep farming until the money runs out” Rural Wit and Wisdom, Jerry Apps
As a farmer, you learn quick: “You don’t get anything that you don’t work hard for.” Evan Thomas
Harvest Season Is Finally Here! Wishing Everyone A Great Harvest Season 🙂
Farming is like playing five-card poker with four cards. Rural Wit and Wisdom, Jerry Apps
When cultivating corn with a tractor, keep one eye on the corn row, one eye on the cultivator, one eye looking out for the stones, and one eye on the fence at the end of…
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. Bill Bryson
The farmer is the only man in our economy who buys everything at retail, sells everything at wholesale, and pays the freight both ways. John F. Kennedy, attributed, Whispers from the Farm
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand miles from the corn field. Dwight D. Eisenhower, speech in Peoria,Illinois, Sep 25,1956